Skydiving Enthusiast Gifts

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

Sky Diver Called Bill.

Think once; leap twice

'Boy, that stewardess wasn't kidding!'

Parachuting doctor.

'I don't think he's serious about jumping. He's wearing a parachute.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Parachuting Giraffe.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Cupid and parachutists.

Scared parachutist being kicked out of plane

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

"You had to pick that no-frills airline, didn't you?"

"#skydiving"

"They tell me you're a dentist! I was wondering... this tooth has been giving me pain lately..."

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

Parachute Pants

How's My Diving?

Melvin's life flashed before his eyes after a brief internet ad.

"I say, do you know anything about parachutes?"

"I wonder if I can be of any assistance?"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

Parachutist lands on commuter in the street

'This is your captain speaking...' - Pilot parachuting out of plane.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

'Can't you read?'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"Okay, I'll jump, but this is the last time I fly super economy class!"

Skydivers recording their air miles.

School of Para Training - Beware of the Sky Terrier!