Skydiver Gifts

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'

The exhilarating sport of Paramedic-ing.

Terminal velocity

'Relax. My free-fall software shows we have a full twelve seconds until ripcord time.'

Paratrooper School.

Skydiving and illiteracy - a dangerous mix.

Falling

'Unlucky Joe' the parachutist lands in a cow field!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Parachutists, "Damn I knew I'd forgotten to pack something"

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'1913 - Adolph Pegond Became the first person to land from a plane by parachute.'

'I haven't fastened my shute on properly, it's come off.'

'I dropped out of Parachute School.'

Hand Sanitisers

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Lemmings

Melvin's life flashed before his eyes after a brief internet ad.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

"Bloody moths..."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

A parachutist floating in the air.

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

Icarus

Parachute Repairs

"There was a steep drop in the first quarter, and then a brief recovery and since then there's been a slow decline."

"The last thing I remember was the flight attendant saying I had too many drinks ... "

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"It was on my Bucket List."

"I said parachutes you idiot!"

"Matisse now, Pollock later."