Sky Diving Gifts

Parachuter has 'Watch out' stamped on his feet.

Barclays Bank Sky-diving Team

'85 Quid per lesson??...You're having a laugh! Your advert in the paper says it's free-fall!'

Man standing outside of skydiving school looking at imprint of body on ground.

In-Descent Proposal.

Parachuting snowmen losing their heads.

Sky Diving Club Eye Test

'You've broken the Lemmings code,son - whatever possessed you to take sky diving lessons ?!'

The Football Parachute

Parachutist directing Plane

Al's Parachutes and Accessories Sale: Shop 'Til You Drop

Parental Valentines Day Cards

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

'No, I don't know anything about faulty parachutes... Do you know anything about faulty gas ovens?'

'Geronimo!'

Angel in a Parachute Jump

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'You need a nice hobby, Olivia. Perhaps bungee jumping or sky diving.'

"I hope you have some exciting video to show me."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Fishing Tales

Very Difficult Conversations

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'