Skydiver T-Shirts

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'

The exhilarating sport of Paramedic-ing.

Terminal velocity

'Relax. My free-fall software shows we have a full twelve seconds until ripcord time.'

Paratrooper School.

Skydiving and illiteracy - a dangerous mix.

Falling

'Unlucky Joe' the parachutist lands in a cow field!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Parachutists, "Damn I knew I'd forgotten to pack something"

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'1913 - Adolph Pegond Became the first person to land from a plane by parachute.'

'I haven't fastened my shute on properly, it's come off.'

'I dropped out of Parachute School.'

Hand Sanitisers

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Lemmings

Melvin's life flashed before his eyes after a brief internet ad.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

"Bloody moths..."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

A parachutist floating in the air.

Icarus

Parachute Repairs

"There was a steep drop in the first quarter, and then a brief recovery and since then there's been a slow decline."

"The last thing I remember was the flight attendant saying I had too many drinks ... "

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"It was on my Bucket List."

"I said parachutes you idiot!"

"Matisse now, Pollock later."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

A clown parachutes out of a plane while a skydiver plummets by him.

School of Para Training - Beware of the Sky Terrier!