Skydiving T-Shirts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"Better luck next time!"

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

'To improve our teamwork, only three chutes will open.'

Parachuting Lemming.

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'I'm raising funds to buy a parachute. Anything you can spare would be appreciated.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

'I have complete confidence that the company will pull out of this down spiral.'

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

"Remember on your first day when I said you need to jump right in?"

"Spoiler alert!"

Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.

The exhilarating sport of Paramedic-ing.

"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'NOW they open!!' (A skydiver's parachutes open just after he arrives at the Pearly Gates).

"I have a bad feeling about this"

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'