Skydiving Mugs

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

"Better luck next time!"

'To improve our teamwork, only three chutes will open.'

Parachuting Lemming.

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku

"Spoiler alert!"

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

"Remember on your first day when I said you need to jump right in?"

Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.

'I have complete confidence that the company will pull out of this down spiral.'

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'

The exhilarating sport of Paramedic-ing.

"I have a bad feeling about this"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

'NOW they open!!' (A skydiver's parachutes open just after he arrives at the Pearly Gates).

'There must be more to life than this.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

Must've put on a life jacket by mistake. How ironic, he thought.

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."