Sky Diving Enthusiast T-Shirts

'85 Quid per lesson??...You're having a laugh! Your advert in the paper says it's free-fall!'

Barclays Bank Sky-diving Team

'What have I told you son about dropping in at meal times.'

Al's Parachutes and Accessories Sale: Shop 'Til You Drop

Parachutist directing Plane

'You've broken the Lemmings code,son - whatever possessed you to take sky diving lessons ?!'

Sky Diving Club Eye Test

Parachuting Cow

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

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'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

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Cupid and parachutists.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'I have a connection to make.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."