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'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Extra Long-jump

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Basic economy

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Skier.

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'