Deep-sea Adventurers Pillows

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Octopus on Keys.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Revenge had come.

Airplane Fish

"How many letters can you read?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Romance on the Yacht

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'