Deep-sea Adventurers Prints

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Octopus on Keys.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Airplane Fish

Revenge had come.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"How many letters can you read?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'