Deep-sea Explorers Pillows

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

When bored, we board

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Shark Chum

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Starbucks Siren

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Football Fish

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Up Pariscope.

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

That Sinking Feeling