Deep-sea Explorers Mugs

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

When bored, we board

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Shark Chum

Starbucks Siren

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Football Fish

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Up Pariscope.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

That Sinking Feeling

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"