Deep Water Enthusiast Gifts

"Ok, so next time your buddy gives you the 'out of air' signal...this is not the correct response!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bring your own inflatable.

'The Questioner'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

A family playing in the sea

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Freddie's water

Shark Chum

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."