Deep Water Enthusiast Mugs

"Ok, so next time your buddy gives you the 'out of air' signal...this is not the correct response!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bring your own inflatable.

'The Questioner'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

clown fish

Shark Chum

Freddie's water

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."