Underwater World Aficionado Gifts

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Making fun of Starfish.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Hi Mom!

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Eel-mail

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."