Deep-sea Dreamers Gifts

Divers Lap Pool

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Cod Psychologists.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Oceanographers go home'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Mermaid and old sailor

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'What luck!'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.