Deep Sea Dreaming Gifts

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Shark Chum

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Get me the coast.'

The Deep Thinker

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Oceanographers go home'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...