Deep Sea Dreaming Gifts

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Shark Chum

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Get me the coast.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oceanographers go home'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"