Underwater World Fans Gifts

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

Holiday time.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Football Fish

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

Dry Cleaning

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dolphin Music

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'