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"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

Holiday time.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Football Fish

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

Dry Cleaning

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Dolphin Music

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'