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Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Sir Elton John

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Leonard Bernstein

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"

Marine Band

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Simultaneous translation.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'I'm so lonesome...'

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."