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'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Marine Band

Octopus gets tickled pink

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Walter The Sea Monster

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Dolphin Music

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

Octopuses surf too.

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"She's very affectionate!"

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."