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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

Ink Refill.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"