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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

Ink Refill.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fish mobsters.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"