Marine Life Supporter T-Shirts

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Scuba cow"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I don't do windows."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"