Marine Life Supporter Mugs

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

"The unlucky lemming"

"Scuba cow"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'll have a man overboard!"