Marine Life Guardian Mugs

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

"Scuba cow"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Heads or tails?"

Japanese Whaling

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"