Marine Life Defender Mugs

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Scuba cow"

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Japanese Whaling

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'll have a man overboard!"