Marine Animal Protector Mugs

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Marine Pollution

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"Nope. No fish."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Save the Humans.

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."