Marine Animal Protector Gifts

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

The Procrastinator

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Marine Pollution

"Nope. No fish."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Save the Humans.