Marine Mammal Protector Gifts

Save the Whale.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Food Chain

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Japanese Whaling

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Help!"