Marine Mammal Protector Pillows

Save the Whale.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Food Chain

"Technically, it's a mammal."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Japanese Whaling

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Watching Sea Life.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"Help!"

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."