Marine Mammals Pillows

Whale at Sea World

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

"The unlucky lemming"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."