Marine Mammals T-Shirts

Whale at Sea World

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Lazy Octopus

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"The unlucky lemming"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'