Marine Wildlife T-Shirts

"That's definitely the last time I swim close to the Rainbow Warrior."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Hey, you dropped this."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Horror movies

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I blame global warming!'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"