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"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

'So, you belong to an interest group...would that be a self-interest group?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

C World

"He calls it 'Vegas' cause he's a 'Whale'."

"I thought we'd have more water when we retired."

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'Sorry, we're full...'

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Sorry Bob, but Henry hugs four times better."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"When did you start playing gangster rap?"

Fred served a higher porpoise

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"