Marine Animal Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm retaining water."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Batman O' War

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Lovers scuba diving

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Common Dolphin