Marine Animals Gifts

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

'So, you belong to an interest group...would that be a self-interest group?'

How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

C World

"He calls it 'Vegas' cause he's a 'Whale'."

"I thought we'd have more water when we retired."

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'Sorry, we're full...'

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Sorry Bob, but Henry hugs four times better."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Fred served a higher porpoise

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'