Sea Animals Gifts

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Even though he wasn't medically trained, Kevin knew straight away that he had pulled a mussel.

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Pregnant

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"You've got to ask yourself, Brian is running away even an answer?"

"Whale watching. What are you doing?"

"To tell the truth, I've never been in a prawnshop before!"

'One of the kids called me a shrimp!'

'Don't we ever graduate?'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'Dude, they're starting to get really close to shore.'

Retired Fish

Whale Shark Love

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Seahorse dad

Marine Band

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Turtle Hat

Neptune

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."