Sea Mammals Gifts

Whale Pattern Balding

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Stop Human Footing

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Marine Band

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'Wheeee...'

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.