Aquatic Mammals Gifts

Otter Tattoos

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"They're so like us."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Marine Band

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Whale Pattern Balding

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

Pregnant

Seahorse dad

I'm having trouble breathing.

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'