Aquatic Mammals Mugs

Otter Tattoos

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Marine Band

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Whale Pattern Balding

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Octopus Juggling Balls

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

Seahorse dad

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

Pregnant

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

I'm having trouble breathing.

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."