Ocean Animals Mugs

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Puss in cement boots"

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Did you find our menorah?

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Stop Human Footing

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Seals on Wheels

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Octopus gets tickled pink