Sea Creatures Mugs

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"You were right: Now that I have a Pilot Fish, I don't beach myself anymore..."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Did you find our menorah?

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Octopus

"Is there anyone around who knows how to change the ink cartridge in this printer?"

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Fresh calamari.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

Sea monster wrapped around lighthouse.

Merman peeing off a rock.

Sleeping octopus.

"I suppose you think that's clever?"

Giant Squid attack

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Stop Human Footing

Neptune

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

"Yeah yeah, good one, like I haven't heard it before: yes, I'm a bottom feeder."

Mermaid

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Octopus Kids

Octopus and submarine

Mermaids

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Mermaid Fish Dinner

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

"Her mother was a vegetarian."