Sea Creature Enthusiast Mugs

"You need help, Norman."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Isn't this sea air so refreshing, Harold?'

'Never mind how it happened, go get your mother!'

'Do I look fat to you? I mean more than usual for our blubbery species.'

'Do you still think ten dollars is too steep, you cheapskate?'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'There's plenty of other fish in the sea.'

baleen whale

Leak in the fish tank.

'Blast it, Johnson, you're just not putting your best leg forward!'

"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."

Fisherman gets pulled overboard by a giant tentacle.

"Best waiter we've ever had!"

Spin the turtle.

Ice Fisherman and the Squid

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Whale Christmas

'Gee, thanks for the earrings dear. They'll match the bracelet you gave me last year.'

'Billy! Keep your meathooks to yourself!'

'Really? Boy, this is your lucky day!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Sea Monster

Octopus squirts fish with ink but the fish has lights in its eyes.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

And the ability to handle the catch is essential.

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.

'I went up to breathe: Unfortunately, there's a massive hail storm...'

'Say, watch who you're calling 'crabby'!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Search and Rescue

"Intimidating, isn't it?"