Sea Animals Mugs

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Even though he wasn't medically trained, Kevin knew straight away that he had pulled a mussel.

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Pregnant

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"You've got to ask yourself, Brian is running away even an answer?"

"Whale watching. What are you doing?"

"To tell the truth, I've never been in a prawnshop before!"

'One of the kids called me a shrimp!'

'Don't we ever graduate?'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'Dude, they're starting to get really close to shore.'

Retired Fish

Whale Shark Love

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'Say, watch who you're calling 'crabby'!'

Seahorse dad

Marine Band

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Neptune

Turtle Hat

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.