Sea Dogs Gifts

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Sea Monster

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Stop Human Footing

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Search and Rescue

Walking the dog.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Marine Band

'Wheeee...'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"