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'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

Leak in the fish tank.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

Sea Monster

Stop Human Footing

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Walking the dog.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Marine Band

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Wheeee...'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.