Sea Dog Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'He was born to the sea.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Stop Human Footing

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Sea Monster

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Change.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Victorian Royal Navy

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Seahoover

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'