Sea Dog T-Shirts

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Dog in Daisys

Neptune

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Stop Human Footing

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Walking the dog.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Wheeee...'

Marine Band

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"She's a weiner cat."