Salty Sea Dog T-Shirts

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Marine Band

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

The Captain's a great storyteller. We call him "Narrative Hook"!

Whale Pattern Balding

'He was born to the sea.'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Seahorse dad

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Pregnant

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Don't we ever graduate?'

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

Whale Shark Love