Salty Sea Dog Pillows

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Marine Band

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'He was born to the sea.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Seahorse dad

Pregnant

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Don't we ever graduate?'

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

"You spoil that dog...."

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

Whale Shark Love